Santa Said No...

Because Santa doesn’t always show up, and when he doesn’t, he sends in a gingerbread girl popping bubble gum and wearing heart-shaped sunglasses like she owns the damn season. This card is pure holiday side-eye. Sweet at first glance, then immediately unhinged.
 

She’s not bringing peace on earth. She’s bringing questionable vibes, festive menace, and a greeting that feels aggressively casual about Christmas existing at all. Ideal for friends who hate forced cheer, lovers of chaos, and anyone who prefers their holidays with a little attitude and a lot less sincerity.
 

It’s festive. It’s feral. Merry whatever-the-hell.