Spousal Death Guide | Spouse End of Life Workbook (PDF Download)

For better, for worse, for richer, for poorer — until death did us part.  

This is Spousal Vows: Death Edition, the Cheeky Peaches Death Planner for widows and widowers. It's a print-and-fill PDF workbook written in the voice of the spouse who's gone, for the one left standing at the altar of "now what."  

You said "I do" once. This is the paperwork nobody vows you for.

It's dark. It's funny. It's still genuinely useful.  

What to expect: Dark humor, swearing, and a few too-real jokes about dying — paired with the actual information you need to have.  

What not to expect: Gentle, greeting-card sentimentality. Or a second honeymoon.  

What's inside:

The Basics Who the Fuck am I? My Body: The User Manual The Legal Shit Oh Fuck I'm Dead. Now What? The “Do Whatever I Asked” Part Dead, But Make It Fashionable The Funeral Rules The Money & Life Admin Shit The Digital Shit The Living Things The Last of Me The Money Shit The Bills That Won’t Die With Me All My Shit All The House Shit All The Vehicle Shit My Digital Life My Email My Devices Where The Fuck Is This? How The Fuck Do I Get In? My Pets; Don’t Fuck Them Up People Who Need to Know Things I Never Fucking Said Shit I Don’t Want You To Forget The “Holy Fuck, What Now” Checklist  

Format:

Instant PDF download — nothing physical ships Print-and-fill: print at home or a copy shop, fill it in by hand (not a fillable digital form) 61 pages  

This makes a great gift for a spouse planning ahead for their person, or for yourself if you'd rather laugh at the paperwork than dread it.  

Having trouble downloading or printing your file? Message us — happy to help.

All sales final on this one — much like the vows this planner is about.